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      Caliblackops ✌

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via officialwhitegirls)

— 2 days ago with 127195 notes

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett, via officialwhitegirls)

— 2 days ago with 259449 notes

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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(Source: unperceptible, via relahvant)

— 2 days ago with 330775 notes
annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 2 days ago with 117593 notes

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

noodlelifts:

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

icedcoffeeheavyweights

Ribbed for your pleasure 😏

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— 2 days ago with 21060 notes

channingfrye:

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

Didn’t cry laughing but am amazed at the time he took for all these photos

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 2 days ago with 46893 notes

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

(via orgasm)

— 2 days ago with 102165 notes

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via thehilariousblog)

— 2 days ago with 284668 notes